MAXIMUM STIMULATION ...

It was a little over a year ago that I "supposedly" disappeared. Actually, my life had taken a dramatic turn and I've spent the last year taking care of business and squaring things away that needed to be squared away. But I'm good, tho'. I'm doing lovely and feeling lovely, and since I've been away, the world ...

* Woke up to it's very first Afro American president of the United States on November 5, 2008. Just like I'd predicted in 2007, Mr. Barack Hussein Obama became president of the United States. Of course, we're all glad and touched by the sentimentality of it all, but what does that really mean for negros in America? Not a damn thing, I think. Because of the hideous downfall of the American economy and how hard President Obama is gonna have to work to set right the bullshit left behind by that yahoo George W. Bush, it's gone be a while before ANY economic stimulus benefits reach into our communities and have any kind of measurable impact. So, niggas, we just gotta sit tight, and keep hustling and grinding like we've always been doing until something better comes along for us. Keep hope alive. Meanwhile, I'ma make it mine in '09!

* Chris Brown and Rhianna Fenty - Black America's supposed Hip Hop sweethearts - have gotten themselves embroiled in a media-hot case of domestic violence. I've been following this story - though reluctantly because I really couldn't care about these two idiots - with a marginal sense of interest because just like everyone else in the world, I'm titillated by all the hoopla (like someone coming upon a vehicle accident scene) surrounding this situation and am interested to see how this all plays out in the end.

They say it all started when she took that little nigga's cell phone and read a sexy, four page text message that some unknown chick sent to him, then threw his phone out the window of his (rented) Lambo (as if that was gonna magically make the text message go away) because she was upset that he was getting sexy emails from other bitches, which then caused him to administer a beat down upon her in the confines of said Lambo. She then did a tuck-and-dive out the window and called the police for help, which sent Chris into hiding (if only for a minute) until he turned himself in to police custody, thus subsequently facing 2 felony counts of battery and aggravated assault upon another person (damn, that's a lot of shit to be typing). They say he tangled with Rhianna's little flittery ass in self defense. She probably DID clock him upside his goddamn head FIRST for fucking with other bitches, and so I would understand his point of view if he was fighting in self defense. Rhianna might be a tiny little thing, but have you seen her big ass hands? She look like she could choke the shit out of a nigga. Now they've kissed and made up and the world can go back to minding their own business, but I can't help but wonder who hit who first? My guess is that she went hard on him first and in response, he put the worst beat down I've ever seen on her, which is why she LOOKED (in the LAPD crime scene photos) like she'd gone toe-to-toe, knuckle-to knuckle with The Greatest (Muhammad Ali) and lost BIG TIME; that's why she's found it so easy to go back to him after all this violence that's transpired between them. Her actions make me think she's a little guilty herself of some big, explosive punches, and jabs, and bites, and scratches, and headlocks, and left-right boxing combinations. None of us were there at the moment it went down between them, so we don't really know what happened on them Italian leather seats of that rented ass Lambo, but aren't you just a tad curious? Aint no telling what she did to him FIRST. She's known for wearing spiked ass stilettos and so I bet that little nigga's nut sacs stung and throbbed like hell FOR DAYS after she kicked him between the legs, LOL. That's probably why it took him a while to give himself up because he had to spend some time nursing his sore ass nuts.

Which leads me to say this, and I've said this for so many years because I believe this: Sure, I love men. I'm a heterosexual woman; I have no choice but to love heterosexual men. But in my lifetime, I've learned to not take them seriously and not believe in or trust in a word them mofos say. I never believe that I am the only woman in a man's life because I know that men are insecure creatures and they need multiple pussies in their lives to make themselves feel good about themselves. Therefore, I don't argue with a nigga over another bitch 'cause I know I'm not gone win the argument (or the fight). Especially if he feels threatened that I'm about to come between him and some potential (new) pussy he's out to get. I leave that nigga's cell phone, Blackberry, mail, email, notes, smoke signals, etc. alone because, truth be told, it aint that serious to me. I try to teach women that it aint worth it to fight with a man over other women because in the end, you the one who's gonna end up hurt. Not him, not them. You. Before it even reaches the point of physical assault I just let a nigga walk away, or just walk away myself. I keep my hands to myself and hopefully he will keep his hands to himself.

I'm not even gonna lower my dignity to even ask a man about other bitches because I already know he's gonna lie, and I aint got time to be sorting through a nigga's lies to get to a truth that aint even there. I'm too good for that. Shiiiit, I'll leave that nigga standing over there while I go find something else to do, you hear me? Besides, it's universally known and understood that the problem with men is that they ALWAYS get involved with one woman BEFORE they completely severe the ties they have with previous women thus leading to situations like the one between Chris and Rhianna. Simply because he couldn't severe the ties he had with a previous bitch before he got with Little Miss Rhianna and she couldn't handle knowing he was trying to tag someone else's ass.

But whoever the texting bitch is, she must be a hellofa piece of pussy to make Chris go hard on Rhianna like that. She must can do things sexually that would put Rhianna to shame ... I'm just saying ...

-Hoodoo

What's Cracking .... ?


Is it possible for someone to be resurrected from the dead? I was just asking because it seems that is what has happened to me. Be back later with the details; right now, I'm just getting back into the swing of having my fingertips tapping lightly on keyboard keys. Be back in a minute ...

-Hoodoo